When Kerri Met Allie- A Rom Com Podcast
500 Days of Summer

500 Days of Summer

April 29, 2021

Cut your bangs & put on a Smith's record because this week we watched 2009's indie darling, 500 Days of Summer. Join us as we wander the halls of the Anthropologie that is Zooey Deschanel's life and contemplate what we would have given up to date JGL in 2009. We ask the important questions like, is Joseph Gordon Levitt just a grown up Seth Cohen? and why is it always 1am when you decide you need to cut your own bangs? ?

 

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An article PROVING that this movie has unrealistic feet size expectations for women

 

 

 

Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

March 11, 2021

Our Twilight SAGA ends with Breaking Dawn Part 2. We did it! We talk Rainier beer, US exchange rates, and the morality of letting your child grow up in the care of a man who wants to eventually date her. ROMANCE! Of course we also ask the important questions like: is halfway through a movie too late to add 18 new characters and Why CAN'T you bring a gun to a Vampire fight? 

 

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Animatronic Renesme

A man & his Rainier

 

 

Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1

Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1

March 4, 2021

We're back with the PENULTIMATE movie of the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt 1. It's a world were nothing makes sense and every plot point that COULD happen DOES happen. We praise god as Bella and Edward finally tie the knot so that they can bone <3 - it is truly the romance of our time. In this ep we ask the important questions like: What's the science behind vampire banging? Will scientists ever truly understand Flash Mobs and why they happen? And how many HIPPA violations have been filed against Daddy Dr Carlisle Cullen ??

 

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Uh oh is it Prince Philip or is it Bella

Beef Bourguignon

A baby vs. this baby

 

Maid In Manhattan

Maid In Manhattan

February 25, 2021

We took a DIRECT flight from Forks, Washington  -- > New York, New York to bask in the glory of J.Lo & everything she represents. We'll be back with Twilight next week- but for now we enjoy the pure charisma that is Jennifer Lopez in Maid in Manhattan. This week we ask the important questions, like what WAS the Korean war all about? Are sleeveless turtleneck sweaters a bourgeoise ideal perpetuated by those who own cars? And of course, does Ralph Fiennes in this film or without a nose as Lord Voldemort??

 

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The breadhead mascot from Cobs bread

ARMS AKIMBO

Jlo's GLOWING entrance (note the HARRY WINSTON WREATH)

 

Twilight: ECLIPSE

Twilight: ECLIPSE

February 18, 2021

Oh baby, it's Twilight 3 and we will NOT be defeated by these movies. In this episode we somehow find the strength to stop mentioning that Edward is 109 in every sentence and shift our focus to how COLD he is. Today we ask the important questions, like: Who is doing the math on how many pairs of cut-offs these werewolves are going through? Is Jacob advertising an off-shoot TV series called 'Shirtless in Seattle' ? And of course, has Bella ever been to the Tacoma Dome?

 

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King Triton

A really poorly filmed video of THE TACOMA DOME

Are you part of GENERATION NEXT or THE PEPSI GENERATION? 

 

Twilight: NEW MOON

Twilight: NEW MOON

February 11, 2021

The saga of young hotties and old vampire bodies continues - and we are HOT and COLD Katy Perry style. This week we talk Twilight: New Moon & answer all your icyhot questions, such as --  Are wolf fights the new baseball? Why is nobody listening to Anna Kendrick? And of course, if I'm 17 and my boyfriend is a 109 year old immortal man, should I ask him to make me into a vampire? (yes)

 

 

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Vampire Micheal Sheen

Edward's sparkle reveal in italy 

THIS is the cream we assume Jennifer Aniston is wearing & YES we are looking to collab. La Mer pls email us at allie.ent thank you.

 

Twilight

Twilight

February 4, 2021

Dear lord help us. We've reached the part of quarantine where we finally DIVE into the all too rom and un-intentionally com, TWILIGHT. This movie is set 5 hours away from where we live and WE NEED MORE SPACE. Join us as we sit through the romantic entanglement of a bland 16 year old girl and a 109 year old man. We answer questions like "why!?!" and "no!!!?!?" and "How many headbands can Anna Kendrick wear at once? (- it's 3)" 

 

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Ugh here is the link from my pink floyd/Wizard of Oz rant honestly NOT WORTH THE CLICK

Edward's face when he first SMELLS Bella

HERE IS THE CAT .GIF

 

She’s All That

She’s All That

January 21, 2021

This week we finally take off our glasses to discover we were hot all along! Blessings to Canadian Netflix for providing us with a true 90's romcom classic, She's All That. Let the late 90's vibes of Freddie Prinze JR lull you into a false sense of hope for the new millennium. Join us as we ask, if you have sixpence will you really be non- the richer? Why don't we all learn the same dance for prom? And is a dead parent the only way to build character for a rom-com protagonist?

The Princess Switch 2: 2 Princess 2 Furious

The Princess Switch 2: 2 Princess 2 Furious

January 9, 2021

How many Vanessa Hudgens are TOO many Vanessa Hudgens? High School Musical may have been have happy with one, but the Princess Switch 2 would NOT REST until they had 3 Hudgens on screen at once. Are 3 Hudgens better than 1? The Jury is in & they say NO! Is this a holiday episode coming out in January? NO, YOU ARE! Do we have regrets? NO! Join us as we ask the important questions, like what would happen if the countries from the Princess Switch & The Christmas Prince went to war?? Also someone PLEASE buy us and Audi!

The Christmas Prince

The Christmas Prince

December 18, 2020

It's late December which can only mean one thing- we're scouring Netflix for terrible rom coms. This week we take on Netflix's first attempt at a Hallmark holiday barf-fest, The Christmas Prince! Looking for lacklustre romance draped over low budget castle sets & a reason to question the role of the monarchy? You're in the right palace! Join us as we delve into why the king makes such heinous ornaments & let you know exactly when you are allowed to "come at" Kerri.

 

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